Half Ton Reviews
4 Large Men Reviewing FoodThe Breyley (Former Apartment) Corner of Sunset Point Rd and Keene Rd Clearwater, FL 33765 In these ‘Economic Times’ I feel it’s an obligation to push out a couple of pauper-esque reviews. We have daily reminders of our recessed economy in the news, our television programs (What’s that? Dunder Mifflin is declaring bankruptcy?! Oh you [...]
I’ve been somewhat lazy with writing lately and I am unsure why. The reason may be that I will be moving shortly and anxiety is driving me from devoting time here. Or perhaps I have some mysterious disease that keeps me from writing. Or the most likely situation, I get really fucking lazy and just [...]
Olive Garden 5015 Marsh Road Okemos, MI 48864 (517) 349-0330 Food Rating: – It’s pasta bowl, man. It’s pretty tasty. Service Rating: – Our server was not thrilled with us. Also, I wanted food, not a breakdown of the rate structuring of DirecTV Atmosphere Rating: – It’s an Olive Garden. They are all seriously the [...]
My Cubicle in Tampa Healthy Choice Café Steamers – Chicken Red Pepper Alfredo Components of Today’s meal: Grilled Chicken chunks Linguini noodles Broccoli Red Bell Peppers Alfredo Sauce The nicest thing about the Healthy Choice Café Steamers (referred to as “Steamers” from here on out) is that they deliver on their packaging. The picture on [...]
My Cubicle in Tampa Annie Chun’s – Noodle Express – Teriyaki When you look at the box, it paints a pretty picture of these noodles. As a seasoned TV veteran, I understand that Bullshit and Marketing go hand in hand. This package is certainly no derivation from the norm: My my, now doesn’t that look [...]
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